Hanging out with One Direction: Me: Hey, Niall, want some food?
Niall: No, thanks, I'm full.
Me: What.
Liam: What.
Louis: What.
Harry: What.
Zayn: Vat.
Paul: What.
Simon Cowell: What.
God: What
Obama: What.
Maura: What.
Sean: What.
Katy Perry: What
Me: What.